I laugh though dem take I for a fool

so I turn meself to di golden rule

like me dear old mama used to say

"don't worry just live you life day by day

keep on laughin' and sing likkle boy

life is a game we all must enjoy"

don't care about di passin' of time

evry second I live is divine,

like me dear old papa used to say

"dis world's an illusion come and play!"

keep on laughin' and sing likkle boy

life is a game we all must enjoy"

Mi come wid Garlic
to drop some lyrics
an fi play some tricks
we optimistic
got big lickin stick
call us atomic
bionic ironic
electric
mi teach Lord Comic!

So me di group and mi troop gonna try to move your feet
to dis old swingin' beat!
mi got home afta de party
tuesdee nite 1.30
mi found di doctor like a dog inna heat and mi darlin' talkin' sweet:
"flip mi ova and bone mi doctor, push wood inna di fiya!"

Doctor! where's you manners? you no mo' mi fella
so mi ran to mi gun an' shoot dem dung inna di cella!!

darlin' darlin never mi wid you
roses are red and violets are blue
darlin darlin mi no bagaboo
darlin mi nah clean your shoe
darlin darlin don't play dis song
cya mi come first and you second
38 or 45 whatever di size
and bye bye bye!

a likkle afta comin' from afar
a rumble in di yard growin loud and loud
mi run a di door mi open di door
good gracious a yellow ting like a flyin' scooter
mi decide fi meself to hopon
and tell di driver
"quick bredda quick black maria afta I!"
but you know him turn to mi
whatchaman di one and only Garlic Hooper!
you know di trumpeter!!

funny lyrics and music is all I bring inna mi tree piece suit and ting!
rememba me once inna di klubah made you sing and swing wid mi old darlin' ting!
all ah got fi dat: 3 long years inna custody
inna jail called "mercury"
me keepa was a portugee
him treated mi like a santapee
and him lied like a pharisee
but ah ain't got no fear
di allmighty guide I down there
I man smarter
Skalipsoul is di highway robba
I back on earth wid 15000 dollas!

I lef mi mooma and A lef mi papa inna Sokodé
I lef mi bredda and a lef mi sista fi di land of plenty
I ran to di river di Kara river and A wash mi body deh
I asked sweet Dora from Bassila "Gimme Illa glacé"

I'm from far lalalalala
ah selema tumbé mama selema selema selema selema selema tumbe I am from far
meyi afemé!

Ah miss mi fufu mi bredda Fofo and mi can o' Milo
Samsamé Mango Bafilo Aneho di pickney sey "yovo!"
ah miss Fafavi, princess Mawussi, Karin o memba me...
nights in Togoville and days pon de hill,
evryting cook and curry!

ah lef mi mooma and ah miss mi papa, mi hometown Sokodé
ah lef mi bredda dear ol' sista oh carry mi deh
run tell di river di Kara river I know mi go die deh
mi cowry shell choker, I man joker, bro Yema pray for me

Berceuse « viens ici, Edimo mon fils et ne pleure pas. Je suis ton père, ne t'inquiète pas. »

Un singe dit quelque chose d'étrange : il voudrait fumer.

Yo no tengo ni una cabra no tengo buey

y me vine caminando de Camagüey

caminé todo el sendero sin descansar

y solo me queda el cuero pa' trabajar

Cuando consiga un trabajo lo juro yo

iré a comprar una joya de la mejor

pa' llevarle al amor mio a la niña que

me tenia de amorio alla en Camagüey

Que yo no tengo, nada tengo

No tengo, nada tengo

Que yo no tengo, no tengo
No no tengo, no tengo

Que yo no tengo, no tengo

Ay lala lala lalala..

J’en ai rien (P Canzani)

Je ne même pas de chèvre j’ai pas de bœuf

Et je suis venu en marchant depuis Camagüey

J’ai marché tout le sentier sans aucun repos

Il ne me reste que la peau pour travailler

Quand je trouverai un travail je te le jure

J’irais acheter un bijou le plus beau

Pour l’offrir a mon amour la fille que

Me faisais tourner la tête la bas à Camagüey

Que je n’ai rien rien de rien

Que je n’ai rien je n’ai rien

Que je n’ai rien de rien

Non je n’ai rien je n’ai rien

Que je n’ai rien de rien

Aï lala lala lalala..